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PAID RESOURCES
Business Consult - $15
Want to just...talk with someone who's been doing this a while, who can help you sort out where the hell to even START with all this? Yeah, then you should book a business consult with me! For just $15, you can get a 30-minute Zoom call with me where we can talk about lead magnets, product ladders, burnout prevention, social media, and so much more! There are no hard sales pitches on these calls, but I am happy to talk with you about how we can work together if you're interested! Book your call below:
The High Priestess Business Mastermind -
$297/quarter or $1187/year
This is a group business coaching experience for witchy entrepreneurs who love their business, but aren't making 6-figures (yet). Let me help you combine your magickal intuition with my practical business know-how. We'll have a different focus each quarter, froms systems & socials to mindset and collaboration!
Making Money as a Leftist Group Coaching Program - $555
This is a group coaching program, not just a do-it-yourself course, because a core leftist value is community. Whatever you might be capable of learning on your own, you will learn double that when you come together and learn from your fellow business owners, leftists, and human beings. This program is open to 10 people total (so you and 9 more!) Each week, you'll tackle a new module and ask questions, share wins, and vent with your comrades in the group Voxer chat. Additionally, we'll all meet on Zoom once a week for 8 weeks (one meeting per module, plus a graduation ceremony at the end).
Lead Magnet to Tripwire Funnel Setup VIP Day
- $2000
This done-with-you service includes 4 hours on Zoom, and at the end, you'll walk away with a fully functional funnel that will provide your lead magnet, offer a tripwire, and of course we'll set up the email delivery of the lead magnet and tripwire as well! When we're done, this funnel will be totally complete and ready to go!
Done-with-You Website Setup (Systeme.io Only) VIP Day - $4000
After 6 hours on Zoom together, you'll walk away with a fully functional website designed in Systeme.io. We can connect your domain, set up your email authentication so that you can email your people without ending up in Spam, design an easy-to-use website layout, write the copy for your Home page, About page, and any other main pages you'd like to create, and more! If you don't want to spend the next 3 months slowly building out your website, if you just want it up NOW, book your VIP day with me!
FREE RESOURCES
Systeme.io Setup Course
Stop holding your business together with duct tape and prayers, using a million different tech tools and paying way more than you need to.
It's time to switch to a more affordable, simpler way, with Systeme.io.
I run all of my sites, emails, and more through Systeme.io, and now I'm going to teach you how to do the same. Sign up below to receive a comprehensive (and easy!) video course:
Social Media Protection Spell
Attract & repel with confidence. Use your social media to draw in your ideal client and drive away the haters and creeps. Set your intention and stick to it with this spell (& recommended ritual!)
RECOMMENDATIONS
Systeme.io
Want to be able to host your wesbite, send your emails, and create sales funnels, all in one convenient (and affordable) place? Allow me to introduce you to Systeme.io! It's an incredible all-in-one business software that I've been using for a year now, and I have totally fallen in love with it. Check out Systeme.io below (affiliate link):
Collective (bookeeping, taxes, & more)
If you're utterly terrified by the prospect of tracking all your expenses and paying taxes correctly, then samsies. That's why I hired Collective to do all my bookeeping, my taxes, and SO much more. They're financial wizards, and so unbelievably kind. Check out Collective below (affiliate link):
The Becoming Boss Mastermind,
with Faith Mariah
I was a member of the Becoming Boss Mastermind with Faith Mariah for four years, and I can honestly say that Faith changed my life. I've never found another coach like Faith, someone who's real and honest, supportive and encouraging, and offers both mindset and practical advice. Check out the Mastermind below (affiliate link):
Literally Anything Captolia Does
I've followed Captolia for several months now, and attended an absolutely FIRE paid workshop, and I am in love with everything she's doing. She's a witchy business coach who will radically shift the way you approach your business (and probably yourself too!) Highly recommend!
Cara Kovacs (The Business Witch)
I have absolutely fallen in love with Cara Kovacs' world! She's a business coach who combines the witchy with the practical, and her copy skills are simply BEYOND. Highly recommend getting into her world!
You Were Born For This by Chani Nicholas
I absolutely ADORE this book. If you're looking to understand astrology beyond just your sun, moon, rising, this is the book for you. I finally get how houses work, and understand how my signs relate to one another in a much more in-depth way. Check ou my affiliate link to buy the book now:
It's Not You, It's Capitalism: Why It's Time to Break Up, and How to Move On by Malaika Jabali
I'll be honest, I'm only about a third of the way through this book, but I already LOVE it and highly recommend it for anyone who wants some help imagining a better, less capitalistic future. It's not designed for business owners, but it's helpful nonetheless! Get your copy from Bookshop.org (affiliate link below):
We Should All Be Millionaires A Woman's Guide to Earning More, Building Wealth, and Gaining Economic Power by Rachel Rodgers
I know a title like this one might not sound very anti-capitalist, but I think it really is. There are parts of this book that promote capitalism, but I think the overall idea is "We all deserve wealth," which is a very un-capitalistic idea. If you want help undoing the idea that money is evil, this is a great book for that! Check it out at Bookshop.org below (affiliate link):
